Got this from one of my colleagues. Hilarious. :)
[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband![4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak![22] Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins![24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.[26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!
